For many new Ostomymates, recovery time is unknown. When will I feel like my old self? Those of us well past "post-op" give pretty good estimates based on our experience.
But for me, NORMAL always makes me laugh. From the movie, Young Frankenstein. One of my favorite scenes.
Suspicious that his creation is acting strange, Dr. Frankenstein asks Igor, "Did you get the brain I told you to?" Igor smiles and says, "Yes." "What was the name of that brain?" Igor thinks for a second and says, "Abby... Abby Normal."
Too funny. I say this line at work all the time. Engineers screw up... I tell 'em, "It's normal... Abby Normal." I chuckle... they never even smile.