Santa Claus Ain't Coming to Town: A Humorous Rant

🎅🎵He sees you when you're cheating, he knows how stomas leak..🎶

at a 4 a.m. when nature calls, you cautiously take a peek🎶🎵

OH NO NO NOOO.no no no.. no no  !!!not again !!?? soooooo

🎶🎵 you better not shout, beg curse or cry cuz you're the only reason why... !!! 🎶🎵oh oh oh..

Santa Claus ain't coming to town.. 🎶Santa Claus ain't  coming to 🎵town.. Santa Claus... ain't... coming .....to town🎶 ho ho no..🎶🎵

You stink- the end

i kno.. i kno... am going to hell. will stink up the place for sure.

We might be cellmates...

🎶🎵Jingle Bells... Santa smells me from 20 mi away🎶🎵 he holds his nose as he  descends from the chimney.

hey!!🎶🎵

Jingle Bells... Jingle Bells ...Santa turns to me.... 🎶🎵 holding nose says to me...  out of breathe..

is that you  Anthony??🎶🎵.

🎶🎵Jingle Bells.. Jingle Bells... oh fat ass Santa listen to me..🎶🎵

kindly be..... nice to me..... cuz of my 6 ..year..... ostomy🎶🎵

hey!

Bring your nose plug or oxygen tank, dude.