Ode to My Ostomy
What are you, on me hanging?
Why are you so stinky?
You make too much noise,
By the way, farting is not singing!
How did you get here?
I demand you go away!
Why aren't you leaving?
You're not here to stay??
Hey, wait a minute.
What are you doing???
What the hell is that..??
Are you actually pooing?!
You can't stay here,
I won't allow it.
I will talk to my doctor
He'll do something about it!
Ok, so he said you have to stay,
Only for a short time.
Hopefully, only until May.
Here are a few rules for you
My hanging, droopy friend
I will not be embarrassed
By what comes out your end;
You will schedule yourself
when it's convenient for me;
No blowouts, no leakage
And no dieter's tea!!
You won't drip, drool or spatter
Have leaks on my floor.
You won't fill the bag
As I head out the door.
Oh, I guess you seem nice enough,
Ok, you can stay,
I wonder what I'll call you.
Oh screw it!! I can't wait til May!!
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