Oh, that was so funny!
Errrrr....I am with the wife.
I think she may have a point. Naming your stoma after the sister-in-law may not be very diplomatic!
Made me laugh though!
You take care
C
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Sunny1978
I have a stoma that I catheterize through and that I call Thing 1 (pee). My colostomy stoma is named Thing 2 (poo).
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Lily17
Hi, all!
Some ostomates in my support group have named their stomas after volcanoes - Etna, Vesuvius, Krakatoa, etc. I've named mine Ruby; not the jewel in a belly dancer's belly button, but really close! LOL
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Ritz
I named my stoma Leo...after ileostomy. When I don't drink enough liquids, I call it Peter.
There's a skeeter on my Peter, knock it off...there's a dozen on my cousin...I can hear those suckers buzzing...there's a skeeter on my Peter, knock it off. That's a song I used to sing when guys went against a tree to pee in the woods!
Lily17
Hilarious, Ritz! Thanks for the laughs - and the visuals!
Tell Leo "Hi!" from Ruby! LOL
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true_jes
I named mine Mr. Drippy but when he cleared my blockage, I knighted him. He is now Sir Drippy and will not let me forget it.
I need help. LOL
Jes
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katmartin222
I have a double barrel colostomy, so she has 2 names lol......the urinary side is called "Lil Bit*h", and the other side is "GG" (short for "Gassy Gertrude") :p