Dealing with Colostomy Bag During Oral Sex

Are you trying to turn me on? That sounds fantastic! Just need the right wine, and some grapes, maybe. The banging could be a turn on, you never know till you try it. Hopefully it will not give you a headache, the wine will. I say the end justifies the means in this case.

Why not just lie flat and let him or her do the work? That's how I like to give or get.

I'm seeing the same guy for about 4 1/2 years. He had no problem with the bag, and regardless of our positions, if it gets in his way...he just moves it. I've tried folding it and taping it, and that works just as well, but he says it's not necessary.... Of course, I either empty, rinse, or put on a new bag when we're going to be together, but depending on time, it often "starts to fill....and makes all those noises. But then...he "farts" for real. We just laugh... If I'm on my knees, the "flapping annoys me, so I'll tape it up.. Was thinking of buying or making a band. Haven't gotten to it yet. I have my ostomy for 50 plus years, and it's never been an issue with the right guy.

You guys are all cracking me up! I got a feeling I'm really going to like this site and all you folks. The stuff you read online..........priceless!

:o)

Bob

Why would you have sexy time with a full bag? Maybe put a new one on for your special moments.

Sorry Ink.......not all of us have the kind of output that allows us to do what you suggest.

Cadet........my hat's off to you, brother! It's a great question I'd never ask in a forum of strangers, but would like to know the answer to. And the way you asked it sure didn't beat around the bush. When I first read the question, I thought.....oh, this dude is gonna get his butt thrown off this forum for sure.......and figured the moderator would step in and nix the whole deal. Then I started reading the replies and realized it was a real question and folks were okay with discussing. I guess I haven't fully acclimated and assimilated myself to the wacky world of ostomates. Carry on, Professor.......I'm learning.

Regards,
Bob

Thought it was a very good question! Oral is good!

I have been laughing for the last 10 minutes literally out loud! Loved every response! Most learn everything becomes second nature as time goes by. I can't wait to see more responses or even a better, more candid follow-up question! ????

This thread started in 2014. There was a lapse of about 4 years. You never know what kind of post you will find. But they say the truth is best said in jest. Depending on your wafer, appliance, there is a tiny round pouch available from Convatec. I could look up the part number... I use them for showering. I would say it's about a two-inch round flat cupcake bag used specifically for those intimate moments. There will be banging here but no head to bag, that's for certain. My two cents' worth.

I've had a permanent ileostomy for almost 11 years. Six years ago, I saw some Velcro dots in the crafts department and immediately thought, "That will work great for holding my bag up and out of the way!" It's been a game changer for sure.

If you irrigated, you would never experience this, if, of course, you have enough colon left to irrigate.

Done

Well, this was a lesson for me!

I knew I liked this website for some reason. ????????

Good read!