On his first day at a nudist colony, Bob took off his clothes and wandered around. A gorgeous blonde walked past and he immediately got an erection. The woman noticed his erection and said, "Sir, did you call for me?" Bob was puzzled. The woman said, "You must be new here. It's a rule that if I give you an erection, it means you called for me." Smiling, she lay down, pulled him to her, and let him have her.
Happy with the way things were working out, Bob continued exploring and found himself in a sauna. He sat back, rolled onto one cheek, and thundered out a monstrous fart. Within moments, a big hairy bloke with a stiffy lumbered out of the steam and said, "Sir, did you call for me?".
"Certainly not," Bob replied.
"You must be new here," said the bloke. "It's a rule that when you fart, it implies you called for me." The bloke then spun Bob around and gave it to him with great gusto.
Afterward, Bob limped back to reception and handed back his membership card.
"But sir, you've only been here a couple of hours," said the receptionist.
"Listen lady," winced Bob, "I'm 58 years old. I get a hard-on about once a month. I fart 15 times a day!"
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