A Circus Couple Want to Adopt! Funny

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mild_mannered_super_hero

A husband and wife who work for the circus go to an adoption agency.
The Social workers raise doubts about the living conditions in a circus,
but the couple produce photos of their 50-foot luxury motor home,
which is clean and well-maintained and equipped with a beautiful nursery.

The social workers also raise concerns about the education a child would receive while in the couple's care.
"We've arranged for a full-time tutor who will teach the child all the usual subjects along with French, Mandarin and computer skills."

Then the social workers express concern about a child being raised in a circus environment.
"Our nanny is a certified expert in Paediatric care, Welfare and Diet."

The social workers are finally satisfied and ask, "What age child are you hoping to adopt?"

"It doesn't really matter as long as they fit in the cannon."

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Bill

I definitely like this one! 

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Ewesful

How late do you stay up ;creatung these!!! ;I always look for your humor:)

Baxter

Haha! Good one!

mild_mannered_super_hero

thank you all for the responses, so glad you enjoyed it.

 
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Ozzwood

I laughed at this one -- probably a little too hard. :)

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