Oral Sex And Colostomy Bag Posted by cadet19 on 07/04/14 Does it bother you when you are giving oral sex and the partially full colostomy bag is banging against your face? See all blogs by cadet19 Comments: cadet19 : If anyone can comment on that, I would appreciate it. cruznby : well my new wife dosent seem to mind, but a bit of discretion must be taken, and hygeine is a must, never thought Id be answering a question like this, but what the hell !!!!! DH : well,where a pouch cover and don't act like your colostomy is a handicap.My husband is still as up close and personal with me as before i had my colostomyand i think it's because i don't act like its a handicap.But it is a good idea to make sure your bag is empty before hand. Zywie : While it's been awhile since I have had the pleasure - I would not like it at all. But, there are so many products out there to keep this from happening. You and your partner should check online for ostomy products. I think the one most look at is called Ostomy Secrets - but there are a few. Plus I read one woman uses tube tops (covers it up and keeps it in place) which aren't expensive and you can get at any wally world or the like. Kudos for you going at it anyway! bookguy : Seems only reasonable that you wear either an emptied bag or a new one in such a situation. gordonc : just suck it and see!! WAB : plan if you can......as well food passes quickly with stoma....so do not eat before having sex........hard to do but possible....if you can irrigate..irrigate ..irrigate ...solves problem completely......nothing passes until next irrigation.....I can usually go 2 days with out irrigating...and you can have..sex any time you want......lol......also buy these hernia stretch bandages.....they come in 5 inch widths......can be stretched and tightened........bag stays secure..... garfish : bella bands nwcurtis : tape it up. moonshine : LMFAO.....ya know I have an illeostomy bag and they do sell lingere or dude briefs with pockets....would you mind my bag hittin u in da face?????? darious : LMFAO ....are you really thinking of banging a bag of shit to someone's face!!!. obv man a new one or a clean emptied one.. not talking from experience but its common sense. garfish : watch out what you tape up or you won't have any fun MrBillYTO : I like Moonshine's answer. In the end, would you want a partially full bag hitting you in the face? Maybe but most likely not!Theoretically, you have 2 hands...use one of them to hold the bag away from your partner's face. Just sayin'... nskeeter99 : i ware a belt. So make sure mine is empty clean, then tuck it up in the belt so out of the way for most sex things garfish : you know what men like most about oral sex. the 5 minutes of silence. Zywie : @garfish LIES !!!!!!! (made me laugh again tho) ron in mich : when it gets to oral about 30 seconds is about it :) garfish : small nuggets of worthless wisdom ;) Sven : My mate doesn't seem to mind when my grip slips on it, but otherwise I make it a point to hold my bag away from his face. Absolutely no negative impact on his love of giving oral. moonshine : i like the pocket/wraps from ostomy secrets. if you can find someone who doesnt care go for it. maryj4me1 : I have the same problem with my feeding tube. I was so embarrassed the first time with my husband. Of all people your spouse. My tube hangs down way low, and I use my dressings to hold it up. Just as when I swim, I used a colostomy bag to put my tube in and then seal it to my stomach. It took me 40 years to wear a bikini and I made my mind up that I was not going to be embarrassed to wear a biking on the beach, so I wear that colostomy bag and I wear it proud, I figure nobody knows me and if my family doesn't have a problem with it, I don't either, and after 35 operations and for almost 51 years old, if my husband thinks his wife looks damn good in a biking, I am gonna wear one!!! Zywie : Hell yes! Sounds like a plan to me. gordonc : oral sex is just superb!! Zywie : My reply was for mary's attitude about wearing a bikini for her husband - since I can't edit I thought I'd put an addendum. I been gettin a lot of winks since my post on August 4th. Yikes! :/ garfish : whatever turns your crank, so to speak suugaahh : I never had any problems with oral and having a stoma bag. I usually fold mine but it has never been any nuisance at all when I have oral sex with a man since we are being very open here suugaahh : @Zywie haha loving your replies ???? no wander your getting winked at haha freedancer : My thoughts are that you put on a new bag before intimate contact and see if one of those wraps to hold the bag in place will work for you. Victor61 : Jez,,,, i simply wear a t shirt and lie flat on my back when receiving oral, i then tuck my bug under my t shirt, I dont really have to as my partner loves me and my bag, when in hospital for surgery, the first thing he wanted was to get to know my wee bag and even empty it, he also christened it dolphin, due to the funny noises it make, its fun having a bag and a life, CuriousSoulAstray : Are you trying to turn me on? that sounds fantastic! Just need the right wine, and some grapes, maybe. The banging could be a turn on, you never know till you try it. Hopefully it will not give you a headache, the wine will. I say the end justify the means in this case. BrooklynBlast : Why not just lie flat and let him or her do the work? That's how I like to give or get. Immarsh : I'm seeing the same guy for about 4 1/2 years. He had no problem with the bag, and regardless of our postions, if it gets in his way...he just moves it. I've tried folding it, and taping it, and that works just as well, but he says it's not necessary.... Of course, I either empty, & rinse or put on a new bag, when we're going to be together, but depending on time, it often " starts to fill....and makes all those noises. But then...he " farts" for real. WE just laugh... If I'm on my knees, the " flapping annoys me, so I'll tape it up.. Was thinking of buying, or making a band. Haven't gotten to it yet. I have my ostomy for 50 plus years, and it's never been an issue, with the right guy. honestabe : Go to amazon, buy 6 stoma support belt for $30 if really bothered by the bag! Have different women partners ! Usually they dont even know about the bag or could care less! Put on new bag and go have fun! w30bob : You guys are all cracking me up! I got a feeling I'm really going to like this site and all you folks. The stuff you read online..........priceless! ;O) Bob Ink_Heart : Why would you have sexy time with a full bag? Maybe put a new one on for your special moments w30bob : Sorry Ink.......not all of us have the kind of output that allows us to do what you suggest. Cadet........my hat's off to ya brother! It's a great question I'd never ask in a forum of strangers, but would like to know the answer to. And the way you asked it sure didn't beat around the bush. When I first read the question I thought.....oh this dude is gonna get his butt thrown off this forum for sure.......and figured the moderator would step in and nix the whole deal. Then I started reading the replies and realized it was a real question and folks were ok with discussing. I guess I haven't fully acclimated and assimilated myself to the wacky world of ostomates. Carry on Professor.......I'm a learnin'. regards, bob honestabe : Thought it was very good question! Oral is good! kstyle : I have been laughing for the last 10 minutes literally out loud! Loved every response! Most learn everything becomes second nature as time goes by. I cant wait to see more responses or even a better more candid follow up question! ????