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Joke 2

Posted by xnine

An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, 'Seven Points.'


His wife rolls over and says, 'What in the world was that?' The old man replied, 'its fart football.'


A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, 'Touchdown, tie score...'


After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, 'Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7.'


Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says, 'Touchdown, tie score.'


Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, 'Field goal, I lead 17 to 14.'

Now the pressure is on for the old man.
He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard.
Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally poops in the bed.


The wife says, 'What the hell was that?'


The old man says, 'Half time, switch sides

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Comments:
shrek74 : lol
NotaBaglady : Really funny. Reminds me of my son, when I scolded him for farting. Would tell me I was jelous because my farter had been removed & I could not fart.
lauann : That's a good one! Actually laughed out loud.
Marilyn : Thank you xnine and NotaBaglady for making me laugh.