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Evening folks, Today is St. Patrick's Day, and it's also the one-year anniversary of my emergency colectomy. This time one year ago I was drifting in and out of consciousness in the ICU whilst my mum and dad held my hands and fed me ice chips. ...

  I just thought I'd post this tutorial on how to navigate this site. I am NOT an administrator for this site, I'm an ostomate just like you, and I'm just trying to help others out. As some of you may have already noticed, in order to send ...

  I just thought I'd post this tutorial on how to navigate this site.  I am NOT an administrator for this site, I'm an ostomate just like you, and I'm just trying to help others out.   As some of you may have already noticed, in ...

That is funny as sh   it.

Husband went to his pastor with a problem. "She is trying to poison me", he says. His pastor ask what would you like me to do? Well, I'd like you to talk to her, see if you can find out for sure what I ought to do. Pastor assured him he would do...

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When you are talking to someone and they are full of it and it smells tell them they have more output than bag.

Should we be called "The Sweet Ass Club?   Its an ill wind that blows no good! My underpants last forever! (I live alone), but you could ask my spaniel, Penny.  She never complains about poo-smells, think she sought of enjoys it! Ha, w...

Hi guys! So I am fairly new to this website. I am here because I was born with imperforate anus or anorectal malformations (ARMs). Im 29yrs old and Ive had both a colostomy & urostomy since I was born. And had a kidney transplant when I...

Hi folks.  I am not very good at this, but here goes.  On New Years Eve , I had been out snow plowing my daughte's , and my son's driveway.  I got home about miidnight, and proceeded to go inside, and go to bed.  I was in rea...

This is driving me crazy lol at ostomy support group we did an ostomy related crossword...i got everything but 'stoma care needs to be routine because stool can cause ____'  _r_____w_

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So I saw an ad for an American Ostomy Club. I wondered if that was a device used for clubbing one’s ostomy and if the American version might be different from other countries’. Ya know, like baseball here versus cricket in the UK. So...