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In the forest, an old beech tree and an old birch tree resided next to each other. In between them a smaller tree had sprouted some years before. The beech and the birch had been arguing all that time about who the smaller tree was descended from. Finally, they decided to contact a woodpecker to get a third opinion. They explained the controversy and wondered if the woodpecker could help them out. The woodpecker agreed since he was a professional at judging different species of wood. First he pecked a sample from the beech tree and immedi...

Harold and the twins Mick and Vic had been friends since childhood. Harold was well liked in town, but Mick and Vic were well known jerks who were not in good favor with the townspeople. Harold was often asked why he continued to remain friends with the obnoxious Mick and Vic. Harold could only reply that he knew they were a couple of jerks, but he got along with them since they had known each other for so long. One dark and rainy night, Harold was attempting to run across a highway when he was hit by a semi-truck. The truck driver stoppe...

I was raised by my great Aunt Louise(aunty) is what we called her. Louise was born on Decembe 15, 1914 In 1914 the yearly median income $687.00 The hourly wage 33 cents A gallon of gasoline was 25 cents and a loaf of bread was 5 cents. The average price for a new car $500,00 the median home price was 3,200 1914: motorized movie camera My dearest great aunt passed a way in 2003. During the time since her birth and death, the following events occured or things were invented. 1917:Radio tuner 1923:Self Winding watch ...

The following are excerpts from a Pastor and me. Right now there hundreds of radio frequencies in the air. Hundreds of television signals all around us. Yet we are not recieving any of them. The reason , we are not tuned in . If we were to get a radio turned in to the desired station, we would hear it loud and clear. To often we're not turned to that frequency. We have to pay attention to what we're feeling on the inside. . You may have an uneasiness when you don't feel good about something. That's not just your nerves, thats t...

We are on the bus heading back to the hotel and I smell bad gas and thinking it is me I just want to get off the bus, but we wait till it is our stop and rush to our room. I check myself and all is tight. What’s relief it was not me. Funny how easy it is to get in a panic. Having a really good time.

Hello All... I found this one on the Steve Harvey show shows how underestimate kids.   Little Big Shots-Fathers Day Is Serious Buisness! (Episode Highlight)-Utube   Angelicamarie    

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A young boy was outside playing in his front yard, when a man came walking down the street quite frustrated. The man said, "son can you you tell me how to get to the post office. I'm lost." The young boy said yes. go to the stop sign and turn left. Make a right and the post office is right there. The man said said, "Thank you. Oh by the way, I'm the new pastor in town." The man then said,"If you come to church Sunday, I'll tell you how to get to heaven." The young boy said, No thank you. You didn't even know how to get to the pos...

I had the cat scan today. They were supposed to do both my neck and my chest but after getting done with the chest, they abruptly stopped and said the neck wasn't necessary.  I was not told anything so far.  The tech said the doctor will call me.  So they either saw the issue or nothing was seen.  But if they didn't see anything, they would have also checked my neck.  I hope we can solve this issue as I am getting extremely frustrated with no explanation for my numb arm and hand.

Writing will be interesting to those who have good writing skill. They do not feel writing as work. They will enjoy writing essays as it is their passion. Others may find writing as a very difficult task. They will feel like it is very hard to finish the writing work on time. However, by following certain tips we can make writing a more interesting task. This will help us to complete our works in a faster way. Some of the things that steal our time to write in a faster way are given as follows: 1. Assign a specific time to be spent on writ...

Last week I had my 6 month visit with my VA physician. I brought up to her again that my thumb and forearm were still numb.  This has been going on since February of 2017.  I have discussed this with my doctor numerous times.  She followed regular protocol,  having several rounds of Physical Therapy and disc replacement in my C5/C6 area of my neck.  As of last week, my symptoms remain the same.  I told my doctor that I had a feeling of fullness under my right armpit and that It feels like there is something pr...

Early one Sunday morning while in church, everything was going great. That was until a lightning bolt hit the santuary. When the smoke cleared satan himself was standing behind the podium. People panicked and took off running. Everyone that is, except for one lady. She sat there as calm as she could. Satan was appalled! he said, "Lady do you know who I am?" She said, "I sure do!" He said, "Aren't you afraid of me?" She said, "Not in the least bit. I've been married to your brother for thirty years.     Angelicamar

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This is a story about a husband who died and left his wife 20,000 dollars. After the funeral, his bereaved wife told her friend that she was totally broke. Her friend replied, "what do you mean you're broke? I thought you had 20,000 dollars." The wife rsponded, "I spent 5,000 on the memorial stone." Her friend said, "Wow that must have been some stone, how big was it?" The widow held her finger up and said, "3 1/2 carots." Heck I guess she had to get something for time well spent. Well.... Best Wishes, Angelicamarie