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anyone on here my age or older.. would like to make some friends and possibly meet

   Greetings everyone. Just had an ileostomy four weeks ago and was told cannot eat leafy veg etc. I've been avoiding any food that they have told me to avoid but was wondering if and when I can reintroduce any leafy vegtables. Thankyou. 

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This is a story about a woman who died and went to heaven. She met St.Peter at the pearly gates and he said, "You can't come in yet." Bewildered the woman wondered why. He contined by saying to her, "You have to correctly spell a word and it can be any word."So, she spelled L-O-V-E. St. Peter said, "Welcome to Heaven!" Then Peter asked her if she would take his place at the gates for a moment while he attended to other matters. He went on to instruct her that if anyone came while he was away to just follow the proceures that he had ...

Hi guys. Is it hard to find a partner if u r an ostomate?

about 4 months after my iliostomy i discovered  my hair was thinning, fingernails peeling and red bruises on my legs. went to dermatologist-a young man who happened to have some work done by my same dr in tampa-he told me this is common some months after the surgery. since it was serious and very tramatic for me. gave me some cream etc and said it would all go away. have any of you heard of this?? 

One asked the other: “Do you believe in life after delivery?” The other replied: “Why of course. There has to be something after delivery. Maybe we are here to prepare ourselves for what we will ask later.” “Nonsense” said the first. “There is no life after delivery. What kind of life would that be?” The second said, “I do not know, but there will be more light than here. Maybe we will walk with our legs and eat from our mouths. Maybe we will have other senses that we cannot now unde...

Hi All I would really like to meet someone in the Woodstock area to chat with over a coffee sometime..I am a free member so am not able to message anyone....If you send me a message i can send one back...Take care everyone.

Roe v. Wade, 410 U.S. 113 (1973), was a landmark decision of the U.S. Supreme Court in which the court ruled that the Due Process Clause of the Fourteenth Amendment to the U.S. Constitution provides a fundermental "right to privacy" that protects a pregnant womans's liberty to choose whether or not to have an abortion. Date decided:1973 Ruling court: Supreme Court of the United States Date argued: 1971 Norma Leah Nelson McCorvey(September 22,1947), better known aby the legal pseudonym."Jane Roe", was the plantiff in the landmark A...

One day up in heaven, "God told the the men to form two lines." One line is for the men who were head of the houshold. The other line for the men who let the women run the house. The line where the woman ran the house was a hundred miles long. In the other line there was only one man standing. "God said men I'm ashamed of you" I created you to be the head of the house. God looked at him and said son tell them how you managed to be the only one in this line. The man looked confused and said I don't kn...

A little boy opened the large old family Bible, and he looked with fascination at the ancient pages as he turned them one by one. He was still in Genesis when something fell out of the Bible. He picked it up and looked at it closely. It was a very large old tree leaf that had been pressed between the pages of the Bible long ago. "Momma, look what I found!" the boy called out. "What do you have there?" his mother asked. With astonishment in his voice, the young boy answered, "I think it's Adam's underwear!"

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Never marry a woman who was captain of the debate team A retired husband is often a wife's full-time job. Women spend more time wondering what men are thinking than men spend thinking. for every reply i will add another.... +1  I asked my wife if she ever fantasizes about me, she said yes - about me taking out the trash, mowing the lawn, and doing the dishes. +2   A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. +3  Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the s...

Two elderly women were out driving in a large car - both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to an intersection. The stoplight was red, but they just went on through. The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself, 'I must be losing it. I could have sworn we just went through a red light.' After a few more minutes, they came to another intersection and the light was red. Again, they went right through. The woman in the passenger seat was almost sure that the light had been red but was really conc...