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Jul 09, 2011

How Chelsea Handler Inspired Me During My Colonoscopy

This topic is about a personal journey that began with a colonoscopy and led to living with a colostomy bag. The story is shared with humor and positivity, inspired by comedian Chelsea Handler. The person involved found creative ways to embrace their new lifestyle, even creating a humorous list of reasons to appreciate having a colostomy bag. Here are some helpful insights and advice shared by others in similar situations:

1. Some people have used their colostomy bag as a way to get out of traffic tickets by showing it to officers and explaining the urgency of their situation. The advice is to make the most of the situation if you have to live with the bag.

2. For those who find seat belts uncomfortable over their stoma, it might be possible to get a doctor's certificate to be exempt from wearing a seat belt in that way.

3. If you ever think about using a used pouch as a "weapon" in a humorous or desperate situation, remember to carry a spare pouch so you’re not left without one afterward.

4. After surgery, it's important to be cautious about mobility. One person shared that they wandered around the hospital while still feeling woozy, which they later realized was risky and could have led to fainting.
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