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Nov 04, 2019

Diarrhoea

This topic is a delightful and humorous reflection on living with a stoma, shared through the medium of poetry. The original poster uses a light-hearted poem to talk about the experience of dealing with diarrhea, often referred to with playful terms like "Delhi-belly" or "the squits." Here's a summary of the insights and advice shared in the discussion:

- The poem humorously describes the chaos and lack of control that comes with diarrhea, likening it to water spurting from a hose.
- It contrasts this with life after ostomy surgery, where a stoma pouch effectively manages output, removing the worry of accidents or soiling.
- The poem ends on a positive note, celebrating the practical benefits of a stoma: "I shit no longer from my bum but catch it all out of my tum."

Additional insights and background information include:

- A clarification on the spelling of "diarrhoea" in the UK versus "diarrhea" in the U.S.
- The author shares their background, noting limited formal schooling and a preference for writing in rhyme, sometimes using deliberate misspellings for effect.
- A second poem is shared, celebrating non-conformity, diversity, and eccentricity.
- The author expresses a preference for natural settings like countryside and wildlife areas over crowded cities.

Advice and insights from the community:

1. Many members encourage the author to continue sharing poems, noting that even silent readers appreciate the humor.
2. A suggestion is made to create permanent posts for recurring ostomy topics and a dedicated section for poetry to make useful or entertaining content easier to find.
3. Friendly clarifications are offered by U.S. members on common spelling differences between UK and U.S. English, such as "colour/color" and "aluminium/aluminum.
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