How cold is it?

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eddie

Here in Wild Wonderful West Virginia, we have been having quite a cold spell as shown by this moving photo I have enclosed. MMSH, eat your heart out!
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Hey Eddie... It's so cold here... I saw a Democrat put his hands in his own pockets!!!

It's so cold...

It's so cold we had to chisel the dog off a lamp-post.

Pet stores sell hamsters, gerbils, and penguins.

It's so cold that the local flasher was caught *describing* himself to women.

Your shadow freezes to the sidewalk.

You have to break the smoke off your chimney.

You have to open the fridge to heat the house.

Your false teeth chatter, and they are still in the glass.

Police tell a robber to freeze, and he does.

That Bill Clinton is sleeping with his own wife in order to keep warm.

It was so cold that the Statue of Liberty put the torch INSIDE her dress.

Our words froze in midair, and we had to put them in a frying pan to thaw them so we hear what we were talking about.

People look forward to getting a fever.

Mailmen watch out for both dogs and polar bears.

   You bake a cake, set it out to cool, 10 minutes later it's frosted.

The fire department advises you to set your house on fire.

The prisoners were BEGGING for the electric chair!

This morning, I saw one dog jump-starting another dog.

My balls have become ovaries.

You'd have to jump-start a reindeer.

I saw a squirrel burying Sterno!

When I put on my coat to take out the garbage, it didn't want to go!

My wife made a pot of coffee.    She set it outside to cool, and it froze so fast... that the ice was warm.

   The fire hydrant is begging a dog to pee on it.

The snowman begs you to take him inside at night.

And finally... The hookers downtown are charging 20 bucks just to blow on your hands.
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gutenberg
Yep, that sounds cold allright. BUT if you really want to feel cold come up to Canada for a short spell, believe me its COLD. Ed
gutenberg
Eddie I believe you, its so cold your picture froze on its way out. Ed
eddie

OK, OK I know me better, MMSH you got me. Thanks ED for the vote of confidence but he won square! I to the master!
eddie

 
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gutenberg
Eddie someday I'm going to tell you the story about a childhood dream to visit your fair state, especially Wheeling West Virginia and how it came true.
eddie

Sounds great, Ed!! Can't wait!
Eddie

eddie
Enjoy!! Eddie
eddie

If you were looking for a picture in my previous post, I was just testing you!!! @$###^%***
Eddie

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