Door-to-Door Salesman

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Lobster

A door-to-door salesman is doing his rounds, rings on the doorbell, the door opens and there is a 9-year-old boy. He is wearing stockings, suspenders, black dainty laced knickers, a pair of high-heeled black stilettos, has bright red lipstick all around his mouth, and in one hand has a smoking cigar and in the other a large whiskey.



Slightly taken aback, the salesman asks, 'Hello, son, is your mother in?'


To which the kid replies, 'What do you f***ing think?'

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Good one Lobster, although it did take a second reading brfore I got it. Ed
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I agree...most excellent.....

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