Pharmacology, New!

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In pharmacology, all drugs have two names - a trade name and a
generic name.

For example, the trade name of Tylenol is acetaminophen. Aleve is
known as naproxen, and Advil is ibuprofen.

The Industry has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After
consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced
the generic name of mycoxafloppin.

Also considered were mycoxafailin, mydixadrupin, mydixarizin,
mydixadud, dixafix, and of course ibepokin.

Pfizer Inc. recently indicated that Viagra will soon be available in
liquid form and be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage
suitable for use as a mixer. Pepsi's ad campaign claims it will now
be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.

Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink. This additive
gives new meaning to the names of cocktails, highballs and just a
good old fashioned stiff drink. Pepsi will market the new concoction
by the name of Mount Do.

It should also be noted that over the past few years, more money has
been spent on breast implants and Viagra than on Alzheimer's
research. It is believed that as the population ages, there will be
a large number of people wandering around with huge breasts and
erections, who can't remember what to do with them.
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Brilliant! Thanks Ed - Thing is, that last statement is sadly probably very true! X

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