Ostomy Q&A (Copied from another site)

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Mike

Q. What do you call an ostomate with excessive gas?
A. A pouch puffer.

Q. What statement do ostomates include on their resume?
A. Have bag. Will travel.

Q. What is an ostomate's favorite punctuation mark?
A. A semi-colon.

Q. Why wouldn't the urostomate's pouch stay on?
A. It was pissed off.

Q. Why did the UC patient buy a dishwasher and refrigerator before surgery?
A. Because the doctor told him he'd need to get some appliances.

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gutenberg
Nice one Mike, hits the nail on the head, ED
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eddie

Love it, Mike! Funny!
Eddie

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That was hilarious! I'm a urostomate. I get pissed off very frequently -- short temper with all the baggage I have, but don't we all?

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