FA Cup Final

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Lobster

A man had great tickets for the FA Cup Final.
As he sits down, another man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting
in the seat next to him.
"No," he says. "The seat is empty."
"This is incredible!" said the man. "Who in their right mind would
have a seat like this for the FA Cup Final, the biggest sporting
event, and not use it?"
He says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. My wife was
supposed to come with me, but she passed away. This is the first FA
Cup Final we haven't been to together since we got married."
"Oh ... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you
find someone else - a friend or relative, or even a neighbor - to
take the seat?"
The man shakes his head.
"No. They're all at the funeral."

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lottagelady

Ha! Another good one, thanks Lobster xxx

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gutenberg
Excellent Lobster, Ed
swiffer

Of course I had to imagine it was the Super Bowl. Very funny.

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