* You ever uttered the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."
* Your Jedi robe is camouflage.
* You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill.
* At least one wing of your X-wing is primer colored.
* You have bantha horns on the front of your landspeeder.
* You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.
* You have ever had an X-wing up on blocks in your yard.
* The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.
* Wookies are offended by your B.O.
* You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.
* You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing/bowling.
* Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son, come on over to the dark side...it'll be a hoot."
* You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light.
* You have a confederate flag painted on your flight helmet.
* You ever fantasized about
Daisy Duke shorts
* You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window.
* Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women.
* You have ever accidentally referred to Darth Vader's
as "them damn Yankees."
* You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to
* In your opinion, that C3PO fellow "just ain't right."
* You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with redwood deck.
* The REAL reason you got into a fight in the cantina was because you ordered Bud Light...and they didn't have it.
* You ever fell in love with your sister.