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At the bar, having a drink ....

Posted by petec65, on Tue Oct 05, 2010 12:21 pm
At the bar, having a drink ....

     There I was, sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large,

trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down

in one swig.

     "Well, whatcha gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as I burst into


     "Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd CRY.  I can`t

stand to see a man crying."

     "This is the worst day of my life,"

     I say. "I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss

fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and

I don't have any insurance.  I left my wallet in the cab I took home.  I

found my old lady in bed with the gardener and then my dog bit me."

     "So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all,

I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in and sit here watching the arsenic

dissolve.  Then some asshole shows up and drinks the whole thing! But enough

about me, how's your day going?"
Reply by gutenberg, on Thu Oct 07, 2010 1:40 pm
Good one Pete
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