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badancer
Three men die in a car accident on christmas eve. As they approach Heavens gates they are told that they must produce something of the Christmas spirit to enter, or off to Hell they will go.
The first man finds some mistletoe in his pocket so he is let in.
The second man finds a candy cane in his pocket so he is let in.
The third man reaches into his pocket and produces a pair of panties. Confused, St. Peter asks," And how does this represent christmas?" The man repies, " They're Carol's."

Letter to Santa from a little boy. "Santa, please send me a sister." Letter from Santa to little boy. "OK, Send me your mother."

(To one who has faith, no explaination is necessary, to one without faith no explaination is possible.)
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petec65
Nice ones........ very festive
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i like that, is that yours or ???
badancer
Sorry Super Hero. I'm not ever so clever. Credit it to THomas Aquinas.

Free one "nobody in the game of football should be called a genius...a genius is someboby like Norman Einstein." (Joe Theisman)
gutenberg
Their all great, and I'm going to steal the lot of them.
 
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