Three men die in a car accident on christmas eve. As they approach Heavens gates they are told that they must produce something of the Christmas spirit to enter, or off to Hell they will go.
The first man finds some mistletoe in his pocket so he is let in.
The second man finds a candy cane in his pocket so he is let in.
The third man reaches into his pocket and produces a pair of panties. Confused, St. Peter asks," And how does this represent christmas?" The man repies, " They're Carol's."
Letter to Santa from a little boy. "Santa, please send me a sister." Letter from Santa to little boy. "OK, Send me your mother."
(To one who has faith, no explaination is necessary, to one without faith no explaination is possible.)
The first man finds some mistletoe in his pocket so he is let in.
The second man finds a candy cane in his pocket so he is let in.
The third man reaches into his pocket and produces a pair of panties. Confused, St. Peter asks," And how does this represent christmas?" The man repies, " They're Carol's."
Letter to Santa from a little boy. "Santa, please send me a sister." Letter from Santa to little boy. "OK, Send me your mother."
(To one who has faith, no explaination is necessary, to one without faith no explaination is possible.)