CAKE OR BED

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petec65
A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A
FOOTBALL MATCH WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,

'HONEY, COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?
IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.'

HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,
'FIX THE LIGHTS NOW? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE POWERGEN' WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO!'

'FINE!'

THEN THE WIFE ASKS,
'WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT'

TO WHICH HE REPLIED, 'FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE FRIDGIDAIRE' WRITTEN ON My FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO!'

'FINE!' SHE SAYS
'THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS
TO THE FRONT DOOR? THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK'

'I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T WANT TO FIX STEPS', HE SAYS, 'DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE 'TAYLOR WOODROW' WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO! I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS, I'M GOING TO THE PUB!!!!'

SO HE GOES TO THE PUB AND DRINKS FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS................

HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES TO GO HOME AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES
THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED.

AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE, HE SEES THE
HALL LIGHT IS WORKING

AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER; HE NOTICES
THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.

HONEY, HE ASKS, 'HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?' SHE SAID, 'WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT OUTSIDE AND CRIED. JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.
HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.'

THE HUSBAND ASK'S ,
'SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?'

'HELLOOOOOOO.................SHE REPLIED............................................. DO YOU SEE 'MR KIPLING' WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
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Pete.................
I know the poem "If" by kipling, but I fail to see the connection, unless it is "what's more my son, you will have become a man". Is that it?, I liked the joke though.

Jacksprat
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petec65
Ah yes Mr Jacksprat!

Of course 'Mr Kipling Cakes' is a very well known brand of various cakes sold in almost all supermarkets in England, but I didn't stop to think that no one overseas would know the Brand when I posted it.
Sorry about that.
I love the way you made the other connection though

cheers.
pete
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pete, here in the usa i have heard a very simular joke. the punch line being quot;you dont see betty crocker{a famous cake mix in a box brand}writen on my forehead quot;
good one by the way ,havent hear it for years. mmsh
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Just another case of "two countries divided by a common language" perhaps!

I get ya Pete but then Australia is in the lucky position of getting the best of both English and American culture (and the worst for that matter!), it's all good hey!

By the way love the joke!
 
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