2 Priests On A Vacation

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Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation

They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy.
As soon as the plane landed they headed for a store and bought some really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses etc.

The next morning they went to the beach dressed in their new 'tourist' gear.

They were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine and the scenery when a 'drop dead gorgeous' blonde in a topless bikini came walking straight towards them.
They couldn't help but stare , and as the blonde passed them she smiled, nodded and said 'Good Morning Father ~ Good Morning Father,' addressing each of them individually, then she passed on by.

They were both stunned. How in the world did she know they were priests.
So the next day, they went back to the store and bought even more outrageous outfits
These were so loud you could almost hear them before you even saw them!

Once again, in their new attire, they settled down in their chairs to enjoy the sunshine.
After a little while, the same gorgeous blonde, wearing a different coloured topless bikini, taking her sweet time, came walking toward them.

Again she nodded at each of them, said 'Good morning Father ~ Good morning Father,' and started to walk away.

One of the priests couldn't stand it any longer and said,
'Just a minute young lady.
'Yes, Father?' she replied

'We are priests, and proud of it, but I have to know, how in the world do you know we are priests, dressed as we are?'

'Father, it's me, Sister Kathleen, don't you recognise me?
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Wheeew o whew,

And just think, all this time at the monestary and he didn't know
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