Maid asked for a pay increase

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petec65
The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase.
The wife was very upset about this and decides to talk to her about her request.

She asked: "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?"

Maria: "Well, Seora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze."

"The first is that I iron better than you.

" Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?

" Maria: "Jor huzban he say so.

" Wife: "Oh yeah?

" Maria: "The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you.

" Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?

" Maria: "Jor hozban did.

" Wife increasingly agitated: "Oh he did, did he???

" Maria: "The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the bed.

" Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth says "And did my husband say that as well?

" Maria: "No Seora...... The gardener did.

" Wife: "So how much extra do you want?"
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Pete,
you never cease to amaze me.

by the way how much do you pay for those joke books........?

No way you can just remember that many.
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Primeboy
Another good one. Keep 'em coming.
gutenberg
You're really shining Pete, keep it up, Ed
petec65
Can't take credit for any of the jokes ...... all been sent to me by friends. All I do is pass them on, I just hope they keep on coming.

There's been some really great jokes from all you on this site, that I've passed on to my lot!!!!!!! thanks
 
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