The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase.
The wife was very upset about this and decides to talk to her about her request.
She asked: "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?"
Maria: "Well, Seora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze."
"The first is that I iron better than you.
" Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?
" Maria: "Jor huzban he say so.
" Wife: "Oh yeah?
" Maria: "The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you.
" Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?
" Maria: "Jor hozban did.
" Wife increasingly agitated: "Oh he did, did he???
" Maria: "The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the bed.
" Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth says "And did my husband say that as well?
" Maria: "No Seora...... The gardener did.
" Wife: "So how much extra do you want?"
The wife was very upset about this and decides to talk to her about her request.
She asked: "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?"
Maria: "Well, Seora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze."
"The first is that I iron better than you.
" Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?
" Maria: "Jor huzban he say so.
" Wife: "Oh yeah?
" Maria: "The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you.
" Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?
" Maria: "Jor hozban did.
" Wife increasingly agitated: "Oh he did, did he???
" Maria: "The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the bed.
" Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth says "And did my husband say that as well?
" Maria: "No Seora...... The gardener did.
" Wife: "So how much extra do you want?"