The Ten Commandments

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Primeboy
A priest and rabbi were best of friends and would join each other for a bike ride in Central Park every Sunday afternoon. The rabbi was especially pleased because he just got a beautiful new bike thanks to an above average Passover collection. One Sunday, however, as the priest peddled along he ran into his friend who was walking and looked very depressed. The priest asked, Where's your new bike, Rabbi? The rabbi responded saying someone stole it but that he had a strong suspicion it was someone from his congregation. The priest said, Ah, no problem. Here's what you do to get it back. During your next service, talk about the ten commandments; and when you get to the 7th commandment about stealing, give them fire and brimstone. You will surely get it back. A week later the priest ran into his friend in the park who got his bike back. The priest asked, Did you follow my advice? The rabbi said, Yes, thanks. I did. I talked about the commandments; but when I got to that one about not committing adultery, I remember where I left it.
petec65
Yea nice one ............ I like that!!!!!!!!!!!!
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