If Only We Each Had a Genie

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tippitop

Three men are trapped on an island.They find a genie's lamp and agree that all get a wish.

The first man wishes he were 25% smarter, then swims off the island.

The second man wishes that he were 50% smarter, proceeded to cut down a tree, make a boat and then rowed from the island.

The third man wished that he were 100% smarter, then walked across the bridge.

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gutenberg

Cute, Tippitop, Cute

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Tippi--
as most always, a good sense of humor.
But I am afraid that due to your frequency
with the jokes, you had a misspent youth.

But keep it up! very funny

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