Confucius, He Say?

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petec65
Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.

Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly

Better to be pissed off than pissed on

Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent.

Squirrel who runs up woman's leg will not find nuts.

Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.

Man who runs in front of car gets tired, man who runs behind car gets exhausted

Man who eats many prunes get good run for money.

War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left.

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night

It takes many nails to build a crib, but one screw to fill it.

Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.

Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.

Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement

Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs

Finally CONFUCIUS SAY. .....

"A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood!"
And... Wife who sends husband to doghouse often finds him in cathouse.
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gutenberg
Good ones Pete,
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Tony
Woman who flies upside down in aeroplane is sure to have crack up
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Woman who drink beer on beach

wind up with sand in schlitz!
petec65
Hi.

Seems like there's a lot of ''Confucius He Says'' out there. lol..... I like em!!
 
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