Maid from Madras

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petec65

There once was a maid from Madras

Who possessed a magnificent ass.

Neither round or pink

As some might think,

It was gray, had long ears and ate grass.

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petec65

I once took the Duchess to tea

She was as tense as a person could be.

Her rumblings abdominal

Were simply phenomenal

But everyone thought it was me!

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petec65

A Canadian fellow named Peck

Was frozen right up to his neck.

When asked, "Are you froze?"

He replied,........ "I suppose!

But WE don't call this cold in Quebec!"

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