A small zoo in the South is lucky and acquires a rare female gorilla. After a few days the gorilla becomes very agitated and appears to be in danger of hurting herself. The zookeeper determines that the great ape is in heat, however their are no male gorillas for hundreds of miles available for mating. In desperation the zookeeper approaches one of the available animal tenders with a proposition, "Buford, would you be willing to have sex with this gorilla for $500?" Buford mulls the idea for a minute and replies," I'll do it but with three conditions. First, I won't kiss the gorilla, second, you can't tell no one bout this and third, I'm gonna need bout a week to come up with the $500. "
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