The Funeral

tippitop

A cardiologist died and was given the most elaborate funeral.

A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service.

Following the eulogy, the heart opened and the casket rolled inside. The heart then

closed, sealing the doctor into the beautiful heart forever.

One or th mourners then burst into tears of laughter.

When all eyes turned upon him.
he said,

"I'm so sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral, I am a gynaecologist."

At that point, th proctologist fainted.

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petec65

Ha Ha Ha Very good Tippitop

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Tippi,

you got off to a rough start when I first read some of your stuff...............

but you have it all together now, atta girl!

Right Gute??

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You also Pete,

She's getting good now, huh?

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