This morning, Kate was dressing for the wedding when she realised that she had forgotten her white shoes. Panic.
Her sister remembered that she had a pair from her own wedding and lent them to Kate for the day.
Sadly, they were a bit small and, by the time the wedding was over, her feet were really
hurting.
When she and William withdrew to their room at Clarence House, all Kate could think of
was kicking off her shoes.
The rest of the family had crowded around the bedroom door and heard roughly what they
expected, grunts, groans, muffled scream. Eventually they heard William say,
"God, that was tight."
"There" said the queen, "I told you she was a virgin".
Then, to their surprise, they heard William say,
"Right, now the other one".
This was followed by more grunting etc..At last, William was heard to say,
"My God, that was even tighter."
"That's my boy," said the Duke, "Once a sailor, always a sailor."
Her sister remembered that she had a pair from her own wedding and lent them to Kate for the day.
Sadly, they were a bit small and, by the time the wedding was over, her feet were really
hurting.
When she and William withdrew to their room at Clarence House, all Kate could think of
was kicking off her shoes.
The rest of the family had crowded around the bedroom door and heard roughly what they
expected, grunts, groans, muffled scream. Eventually they heard William say,
"God, that was tight."
"There" said the queen, "I told you she was a virgin".
Then, to their surprise, they heard William say,
"Right, now the other one".
This was followed by more grunting etc..At last, William was heard to say,
"My God, that was even tighter."
"That's my boy," said the Duke, "Once a sailor, always a sailor."