Royal, Rude and Really Recent.

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tippitop
This morning, Kate was dressing for the wedding when she realised that she had forgotten her white shoes. Panic.

Her sister remembered that she had a pair from her own wedding and lent them to Kate for the day.

Sadly, they were a bit small and, by the time the wedding was over, her feet were really
hurting.

When she and William withdrew to their room at Clarence House, all Kate could think of
was kicking off her shoes.

The rest of the family had crowded around the bedroom door and heard roughly what they
expected, grunts, groans, muffled scream. Eventually they heard William say,

"God, that was tight."

"There" said the queen, "I told you she was a virgin".

Then, to their surprise, they heard William say,

"Right, now the other one".

This was followed by more grunting etc..At last, William was heard to say,

"My God, that was even tighter."

"That's my boy," said the Duke, "Once a sailor, always a sailor."
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Good old joke rehashed for the recent nuptials! Actually though, Wills is a pilot! Still funny though!

Thought Kate actually looked absolutely fabulous though, just loved it all (closet royalist I am!)

Just found this recent one below which I thought was quite amusing!

SERIOUSLY, did anyone else notice the similiarities!



Poor Eugenie and Beatrice, not much chance of good fashion taste with Fergie as a Mum, LOL!
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Tippi !!

Shame...but you did get it right and it was hilarious and timely

good for you
tippitop
Dead right J, but Granddad
a bit forgetful!!!!!

Triciaxx
petec65
Good one Tricia......... well timed
 
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is it me,

or does the one on the left look like she is holding on

to a bag of some kind under her dress??

Wouldn't it be a kicker if she was one of us??!!!
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Speculation has it Kate Middleton, prior to her wedding with Prince William, asked Queen Elizabeth what was the secret to a long and happy royal marriage........

To which Her Majesty replied "NEVER piss me off and always wear a seatbelt".
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Love it labgirl, funny and a little bit sad.
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According to rumour (never confirmed) apparently the Queen Mother (who passed away in 2002 at the age of 101) had an ileostomy and had suffered with Crohn's disease.

Pretty good age to reach I reckon if she did, there's hope for us all hey!
(perhaps there is something in that quota pint of Guinness a day keeps the doctor away quot;)   nbsp;
Cheers!

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Love it labgirl, funny and a little bit sad.   nbsp; nbsp; nbsp; nbsp;

Glad you liked it. nbsp; nbspWas not sure whether to post the joke, maybe not in the best possible taste (but a good joke rarely is!)
tippitop
Labgirl,

That was really brilliant!

My kind of humour, great one,

Tippi x
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