Another wife joke

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A man was pulled over by traffic police.
Man "What's the problem, officer?"
Officer "You were driving at 75 in a 60 zone."
Man "No, I was doing 55"
Wife "Oh George, you were doing 80."
Officer "I'm also going to book you for your broken rear light."
Man "Broken light? I didn't know about a broken light."
Wife "George, you've known about that rear light for two weeks."
(man gives wife a threatening look)
Officer "Also, I am going to give you a ticket for not wearing a seat belt."
Man "But I took it off just as you were walking to the car."
Wife "Oh, George, you never wear a seat belt!"
Man "Shut up woman!"
Officer "Does he always talk to you like that ?"
Wife "No, officer, only when he's drunk."
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Good one Tippitop!

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