A man was pulled over by traffic police.
Man "What's the problem, officer?"
Officer "You were driving at 75 in a 60 zone."
Man "No, I was doing 55"
Wife "Oh George, you were doing 80."
Officer "I'm also going to book you for your broken rear light."
Man "Broken light? I didn't know about a broken light."
Wife "George, you've known about that rear light for two weeks."
(man gives wife a threatening look)
Officer "Also, I am going to give you a ticket for not wearing a seat belt."
Man "But I took it off just as you were walking to the car."
Wife "Oh, George, you never wear a seat belt!"
Man "Shut up woman!"
Officer "Does he always talk to you like that ?"
Wife "No, officer, only when he's drunk."
Man "What's the problem, officer?"
Officer "You were driving at 75 in a 60 zone."
Man "No, I was doing 55"
Wife "Oh George, you were doing 80."
Officer "I'm also going to book you for your broken rear light."
Man "Broken light? I didn't know about a broken light."
Wife "George, you've known about that rear light for two weeks."
(man gives wife a threatening look)
Officer "Also, I am going to give you a ticket for not wearing a seat belt."
Man "But I took it off just as you were walking to the car."
Wife "Oh, George, you never wear a seat belt!"
Man "Shut up woman!"
Officer "Does he always talk to you like that ?"
Wife "No, officer, only when he's drunk."