Simply Formulaic Warning!

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tippitop
1) to find a woman, you need-Time x Money.

2) Time is money, so,

Time = Money.

3) Therefore,

Woman=MoneyxMoney

Woman=Money squared.

4) Money is the root of all problems,

Money=square root of problems.

5) Therefore,

Woman=square root of problems squared,

Woman = problems. Q E D
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Hey ED,

She's at it again!

Do something quick..............
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gutenberg
Jack, she'll be OK once she get it out of her system, are you paying attention Tippitop , now put that bottle away for the night, pleasant dreams, Ed
tippitop
Hey Gut,

That was a bit unkind. Not like you.

Love you anyhow.

Tippsxxx
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i thought money was the root of all evil...

but otherwise, the math looks good.
 
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gutenberg
Tippitop, I hope you know I would never say an unkind word to you, and if I ever did you would have an army of posters after my ass, I think you're just trying to make me crawl a bit, but thats OK, you're still one of my favorites, Edxxxxx
tippitop
Would never want anyone crawling, ever! Just that, I know I post a lot of jokes having
discovered "Just For Laughs" and love collecting others'. I am not obsessed, honest!
Irony also that I post from work on first break( when am lucky!). and the nearest bottle is for specimens. Can't have a pleasant dream, or any other kind, until about 9am the following day!

You'll be relieved to know am having tonight off!

Much love,

Tippitopx
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Tippi,

we do love you, but you are so easy to kid.....

just bear with us, ok?
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