First Date

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tippitop
A boy is about to go on his very first date and is nervous.

He asks his father for advice, father replied,

" My son, there are just three subjects that always work; food, family and philosophy."

The boy meets his date and takes her to a nearby restaurant.

Across the table, they stare at each other for what seemed like forever as the boy's nervousness builds. He remembers his father's advice and opts for the first topic.

"Do you like potato pancakes?"

"No" , she replies, the silence returns. After a few uncomfortable minutes, the boy thinks of a second item on the list.

"Do you have a brother?". Again, the girl says "No" and there is a long ensuing silence.

The boy then plays the final card, remembering his father's advice, he asks the final question,

"If you had a brother, would he have liked potato pancakes?"
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now that's more like it Tippi
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gutenberg
Whatever happened to "buy her a few drinks and if that doesn't work you're on your own"
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