A couple had been married fifty years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the old gentleman said to his wife, " Just think, honey, we've been married 50 years.
Yeah, " she replied, Just think fifty years ago we were sitting here at the breakfast table together.'
"I know, "the old man said, "we were probably sitting here naked as jaybirds fifty years ago."
Well, "Granny snickered, "What so you say....should we get naked?"
Where upon the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table.
You know, honey "the little old lady breathlessly replied, "My breast are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago."
"I wouldn't be surprised, "replied the old gentleman,"
One's, in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal!