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Posted by petec65, on Sat May 21, 2011 1:35 am
Mathematics:
This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. experience.
It has an indisputable mathematical logic. It also made me Laugh Out Loud.
This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint..it goes like this:

What Makes 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over
100%.

How about achieving 103%?

What makes up 100% in
life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help
you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 =
98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But ,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5
= 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20
= 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+
14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty,
that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, its the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.
Now you know why some people are where they are!
Past Member
Reply by Past Member, on Sat May 21, 2011 9:35 am
Pete,

I gotta love this,   just not sure where I fit in the calculation
Reply by gutenberg, on Sat May 21, 2011 11:27 am
Jo I would suggest that you get together with a couple of friends and latch onto a few joints, there would be less chance of running into a serious problem and I speak from experience and after I talked to my doctor and he was honest enough to say it wouldn't do any harm, of course I believe you're smart enough to know when enough is enough, Ed
Sorry, I posted this in the wrong forum, Ed
Reply by tippitop, on Sat May 21, 2011 6:12 pm
Great, Pete.

Gets people going, sometimes makes them a bit cross,

Stand back,

Much love,

Tippitopx
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