Logic

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mild_mannered_super_hero
disclaimer: this is just a joke...

Two West Virginians , Ed and Billy, were sitting at their favorite
bar drinking beer.

;Ed turns to Billy and says, "You know, I'm tired of
going through life without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to
the
Community College
and sign up for some classes."

Billy thinks it's a good idea and the two leave.

The next day, Ed goes down to the college and meets the Dean of
Admissions, who signs him up for the four basic classes: Math,
English, History, and Logic.

"Logic?" Ed asks. "What's that?"

The dean says, "I'll give you an example. Do you own a weed
eater?"

"Yeah."

"Then logically speaking, because you own a weed eater, I think that
you have a yard."

"That's true, I do have a yard."

"I'm not done" the Dean says. "Because you have a yard, I think
logically that you would have a house."

"Yes, I do have a house."

"And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have
a family."

"Yes, I have a family."

"I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you
must have a wife. And because you have a wife, then logic tells me
you must be a heterosexual."

"I am a heterosexual. That's amazing, you were able to find out all
of that because I have a weed eater."

Excited to take the class now, Ed shakes the dean's hand and leaves
to go meet Billy at the bar. He tells Billy about his classes, how
he is signed up for Math, English, History, and Logic.

"Logic?" Billy says, "What's that?"

Ed says, "I'll give you an example. Do you have a weed eater?"

"No."

"Then you're a queer!!
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three
Good one MMSH. Logic is fascinating and tricky. A few years ago two religious people knocked on my door and read me a passage from a book they said was the word of God. When I asked them how they knew the book was the word of God, they showed me a passage in the book that said it was the word of God.
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gutenberg
Three: Good example of the tricky!!!

MMSH: another good one, glad it was Ed who decided to take the classes
eddie
Listenj here aur youens immmplying that we hill foke is not college ed-u-cated??? I would thunk this of them northerners but not good ole Kentuck Boy!!!
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