A Wedding

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Lobster
On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple was involved in
a car accident. They found themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While anxiously waiting they began to wonder: Could they possibly get married in Heaven? When St.
Peter arrived, they asked him if they could get married in Heaven. St.
Peter said "I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go Find out," and he left.

The couple sat and waited for an answer ... for a couple of months!
While they waited, they discussed the pros and cons. If they were
Allowed to get married in Heaven, should they get married, what with the Eternal aspect of it all? "What if it doesn't work? Are we stuck in Heaven Together forever?"

Yet another month passed before St. Peter finally returned, looking
Somewhat bedraggled. "Yes," he informed the couple, "You can get married in Heaven."
"Great!" said the couple. "But we were just wondering ... what if
things dont work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?"

St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slammed his clipboard on the ground.

"What's wrong?" asked the frightened couple.

"OH, COME ON!" St. Peter shouted. "It took me 3 months to find a
priest up here! Do you have ANY idea how long it'll take to find a lawyer?!"
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KennyT
Nice!!!!
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gutenberg
What, Not even a Pope? good one Lobster
mild_mannered_super_hero
i agree ,good one lobster....good to see you post again...wondered where you had been, shall i post the "alcohol infused whipping cream " poster girl again, in honor of your return??
gutenberg
MMSH, I do believe it would be appropriate to honor Lobster with the return of the infused whipping

cream saga, just to show him how much we appreciate his magnificent wit, Ed
 
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Lobster
Yes please!!!!!!
mild_mannered_super_hero

so let it be written, so let it be done....

Lobster
Thankyou, happiness is a smutty mind!
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Ya'll know I am from Georgia, and "at's" my flag, may it wave forever, and other things pulsate!!

Welcome back Lobster!!
gutenberg
The Flags should be at half mast and bring on the alcohol infused whipping cream.
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