Stoma Itch on Fire
(Sung to the tune of "Ring of Fire" by the immortal Johnny Cash!)
Stoma Itch, it's a burning thing
And it can really sting
Bound, by an itch that's dire
I am plagued, by an itch on fire!
I am plagued by a burning itch on fire
It goes down, down, down
And then it goes higher!
And it burns, burns, burns
This itch on fire!
This itch on fire!
This tube of Cort-Aid's sweet
It's like HOW-DO-YOU-SPELL-RELIEF?!?
I fell for its TV ads
Now my itch, it's not so bad!
I am plagued by a burning itch on fire
It goes down, down, down
And then it goes higher!
And it burns, burns, burns
This itch on fire!
This itch on fire!
And It Burns
OooooooooooooooooooooooooYaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
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gutenberg
Bag_n_drag you have come up with a winner, I actually found myself humming as i read the words and this has been a real bitchy day and you made me smile, nice work Gal.
Did you know Johny Cashs' estate had to go to court to stop Preparation H from using that song in a commercial, and they won, The Cashs' that is, Ed
Did you know Johny Cashs' estate had to go to court to stop Preparation H from using that song in a commercial, and they won, The Cashs' that is, Ed
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bag_n_drag
Thank you, Gutenberg! And yes, now that you mention it, I seem to remember the "H" bomb with this song....too funny! Glad I was able to make you smile after a really bitchy day....I have been in "vsm" (very serious mode) for the past few days trying to nail down a reversal date right after the first of the year, and after the decision was made, I decided to get a little kooky and creative to re-gather my wits! Glad you enjoyed it! Darla
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Mike
Thank you, Gutenberg! And yes, now that you mention it, I seem to remember the "H" bomb with this song....too funny! Glad I was able to make you smile after a really bitchy day....I have been in "vsm" (very serious mode) for the past few days trying to nail down a reversal date right after the first of the year, and after the decision was made, I decided to get a little kooky and creative to re-gather my wits! Glad you enjoyed it! Darla That's great!!