OK, ladies and gents-
My wonderful hubby has decided to contribute to the "Stoma Parody" song bucket with his rendition to the chorus from the musical, "Oklahoma!" Enjoy!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOhhhhhh my stoma,
Where the thin stuff leaking is a pain!
And I was craving meat that now smells like feet,
When I break wind I don't have to strain!
OOOOOOOOOOOhhhhhh my stoma,
Every night my full bag and I
Sit alone and cry
Oh, wait! Was that an undigested fry?!?!?
We know the bag is going to expand (YO-HO!)
So we go to the john and stand!
And when we say
Holy cow!
It's full!
No way!
We had a buffet!
You're a constant drain, my stoma!
Ooooohhhhhhh - my- stoma, O-K!!!!!!!
Oooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh my stoma, YEEEEEEOOOOOW!!
My wonderful hubby has decided to contribute to the "Stoma Parody" song bucket with his rendition to the chorus from the musical, "Oklahoma!" Enjoy!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOhhhhhh my stoma,
Where the thin stuff leaking is a pain!
And I was craving meat that now smells like feet,
When I break wind I don't have to strain!
OOOOOOOOOOOhhhhhh my stoma,
Every night my full bag and I
Sit alone and cry
Oh, wait! Was that an undigested fry?!?!?
We know the bag is going to expand (YO-HO!)
So we go to the john and stand!
And when we say
Holy cow!
It's full!
No way!
We had a buffet!
You're a constant drain, my stoma!
Ooooohhhhhhh - my- stoma, O-K!!!!!!!
Oooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh my stoma, YEEEEEEOOOOOW!!