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Pastors new teeth

Posted by mild_mannered_super_hero, on Mon Nov 21, 2011 10:30 pm
A Pastor goes to the dentist for a set of false teeth. The first Sunday
after he gets his new teeth, he talks for only eight minutes. The second
Sunday, he talks for only ten minutes. The following Sunday, he talks
for 2 hours and 48 minutes.

The congregation had to mob him to get him down from the pulpit and they
asked him what happened.

The Pastor explains the first Sunday his gums hurt so bad he couldn't
talk for more than 8 minutes. The second Sunday his gums hurt too much
to talk for more than 10 minutes. But, the third Sunday, he put his
wife's teeth in by mistake and he couldn't shut up...
Reply by Eileen, on Wed Nov 23, 2011 12:07 am
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Reply by Past Member, on Wed Nov 23, 2011 3:23 pm
man..... think i'll leave that one alone.

my love to the ladies, bg
Reply by supernan, on Wed Nov 23, 2011 5:51 pm
Love it!  I shall be repeating this, thanks.
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