Here's Johnny, Again

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Teacher: If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have?
Johnny: ;Seven, Sir.

Teacher: No, listen carefully.
If I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have?
Johnny: ;Seven

Teacher: Let me put it to you differently.
If I gave you 2 apples, and another 2 apples and another 2, how many will you have?
Johnny: ;Six.

Teacher: Good boy, now you got it! So now if I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2,
how many will you have?
Johnny: Seven!!!

A very angry Teacher: Where the in hell do you get seven from?!?!?
Very angry Johnny: Because I've already got a f **n' cat at home!!!
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