Damn Woman Drivers

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DasaniB12


This morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a "Woman" in a brand new Cadillac doing 65 MPH with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her I assume eyeliner.

I looked away for a couple of seconds to continue shaving.

And when I look back she was halfway in my lane still working on that makeup.

As a man of course I don't scare easily....But....she scared me so much I dropped my electric shaver..which knocked the donut out of my other hand.

In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel...it knocked my cellphone away from my ear, which fell in the coffee between my legs which splashed and burned Big Jim and the twins.....Ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers and worst of all disconnected an important call

DAMN WOMEN DRIVERS!
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And they think we shouldn't text and drive..........
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Holy Crap, WAS THAT YOU ???? I'm so-o-o sorry buddy Forgive me?????

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lauann

Oh my gosh! Too funny!

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