Balconies, Popsicles, and Sex

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fiestyphoenix_51

One Sunday afternoon, little Johnny and his family were just sitting around their apartment watching some TV. The parents sure were needing some quality "intimate time". So they told little Johnny, "We are going to give you a popsicle and send you out on the balcony for a few minutes (actually 3 LOL) while mommy and daddy do some serious reading in private." He was very willing to go out on the balcony and have that tasty raspberry popsicle on that hot afternoon. So little Johnny is out on the balcony and he shouted, "Hey, the Andersons just got a new car and the Simpsons are moving out of their apartment and the Coopers are having sex!!"
Little Johnny's parents came running out and asked Johnny what was that about the Coopers he shouted out?? Oh, little Tommy Cooper is out on his balcony with a popsicle too!!!

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I love tasty raspberry popsicles on a hot afternoon.

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Me too, teehee

I love tasty raspberry popsicles on a hot afternoon.

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OMG, that is funny!! I need to remember that so I can pass it along to a few friends tomorrow. LOL

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My parents sent me to Sunday School for 12 years---UMMMMM!!!

 
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