Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out....both were very faithful and loving wives, however they had gotten 'over-enthusiastic' on the Bacardi Breezers!
Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee really bad so they stopped in the cemetery.
One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she'd take off her panties and use them. Her friend however didn't want to ruin hers. She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it which she used to wipe!
Home they went....the next day the one husband called his buddy and said these girl nights out have got to stop. I'm starting to think the worst, my wife came home with no panties!!'That's nothing' said the other husband, 'mine came back with a card stuck to her butt that said 'FROM ALL OF US AT THE FIRE STATION? WE'LL NEVER FORGET YOU'.
Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee really bad so they stopped in the cemetery.
One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she'd take off her panties and use them. Her friend however didn't want to ruin hers. She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it which she used to wipe!
Home they went....the next day the one husband called his buddy and said these girl nights out have got to stop. I'm starting to think the worst, my wife came home with no panties!!'That's nothing' said the other husband, 'mine came back with a card stuck to her butt that said 'FROM ALL OF US AT THE FIRE STATION? WE'LL NEVER FORGET YOU'.