Top 10 Caddy Replies

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Top 10 Caddy Replies
10.) Golfer: "Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake."
Caddy: "Think you can keep your head down that long"?
9.) Golfer: "I'd move Heaven and Earth to break 100 on this course."
Caddy: "Try Heaven, you've already moved most of the Earth.
8.) Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving"?
Caddy: "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now."
7.) Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron"?
Caddy: "Eventually."
6.) Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world."
Caddy: "I don't think so, sir. That would be too much of a coincidence."
5.) Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch. It's too much of a distraction."
Caddy: "It's not a watch, it's a compass."
4.) Golfer: "How do you like my game"?
Caddy: "Very good, sir, but personally, I prefer golf."
3.) Golfer: "Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday"?
Caddy: "The way you play, sir, it's a sin on any day."
2.) Golfer: "This is the worst course I've ever played on."
Caddy: "This isn't the golf course. We left that an hour ago."
1.) Golfer: "That can't be my ball, it's too old."
Caddy: "It's been a long time since we teed off, sir."
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gutenberg
Hi Bob, I think the caddy's must be paid before tee off, makes sense to meEd
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