This burgler had been casing this nice home in an affluent neighborhood for weeks, just waiting for the right time to break in and rob the house of all he could carry out with him.
Finally one night he went by the house again and there was no car in the drive way and the house looked deserted, ripe for picking, he thought.
He went up to one of the side windows and seeing no one inside, he made his move. He broke the window with a rock wrapped in a pillow case, unlocked the window and stepped inside. He froze and waited for a minte to see if the house was indeed deserted.
He began to move toward the dining room to see what kind of silver was there when he heard, "Jesus is gonna get you". Again he froze and looked around in the darkness to see who was there. He shined his flashligh around and saw a big green parrot in a cage sitting on a table. Again he heard,"Jesus is gonna get you"
The burgler said, "hey bird is that you talking?" The bird answered,"yes, it is me talking." "Jesus is gonna get you" "you are pretty good bird, do you have a name?"'Yes", the parrot answered, "it is Moses"
Burgler"what kind of asshole would name a parrot Moses?"
The parrot said, "the same asshole that named our 150 pound Rockweiler, Jesus!!"
"Jesus is gonna get you!"
Finally one night he went by the house again and there was no car in the drive way and the house looked deserted, ripe for picking, he thought.
He went up to one of the side windows and seeing no one inside, he made his move. He broke the window with a rock wrapped in a pillow case, unlocked the window and stepped inside. He froze and waited for a minte to see if the house was indeed deserted.
He began to move toward the dining room to see what kind of silver was there when he heard, "Jesus is gonna get you". Again he froze and looked around in the darkness to see who was there. He shined his flashligh around and saw a big green parrot in a cage sitting on a table. Again he heard,"Jesus is gonna get you"
The burgler said, "hey bird is that you talking?" The bird answered,"yes, it is me talking." "Jesus is gonna get you" "you are pretty good bird, do you have a name?"'Yes", the parrot answered, "it is Moses"
Burgler"what kind of asshole would name a parrot Moses?"
The parrot said, "the same asshole that named our 150 pound Rockweiler, Jesus!!"
"Jesus is gonna get you!"
