Dik-da-fone

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Bob's joke about the phone call reminded me of another phone joke............

Little, (what's his name) wanted to call his buddie.
This was back in the days when the phone was a big box that hung on the wall with an ear piece that you took off the hook and placed it to your ear. Then you turned a handle crank and the operator come on and asked, "number, please?).....(Remember ?)
Any way, little Johnnie also had a speech impediment. So when the operator asked "number please?" Little Johnnie said, "Oper-ator, preeze give me eight- one-four- tree."..The operator asked, "Can you please repeat that?" To which Little Johnnie replied, "oper-ator preeze give me eight- one- four- tree" The operator was hysterically amused and said, "Could you say that one more time?" Little Johnnie, "oper-ator would you preez give me eight- one- four- tree?" The operator called her supervisor to the switch board and told her, "You just gotta hear this, cutest thing I ever heard, ask him what number." To which the supervisor asked, "Number please?" Little jhonnie getting somewhat impatient by now, said,"OPER-ATOR! PREEZE GIVE ME EIGHT- ONE -FOUR- TREE!!" The supervisor said, "that's so cute, do you know any other cute words?" Little Johnnie said, "yes Maam,....Dik-da-pone" Thesupervisor did not understand and asked, "What does that mean?" Little Johnnie said, "Dik-da-pon up your ass and give me eight- one -four- tree!!!
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