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50 shades - a husband's view

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Posted by Past Member, on Tue Jan 01, 2013 7:37 pm
The missus bought a Paperback
......down Shepton, Saturday,

I had a look inside her bag;

....T'was "fifty shades of grey".

Well I just left her to it,
And at ten I went to bed.
An hour later she appeared;
The sight filled me with dread…..

In her left hand she held a rope;
And in her right hand a whip!
She threw them down upon the floor,
And then began to strip.

Well fifty years or so ago;
I might have had a peek;
But Mabel hasn't weathered well;
She's eighty four next week!!

Watching Mabel bump and grind;
Could not have been much grimmer.
And things then went from bad to worse;
She toppled off her Zimmer!

She struggled back upon her feet;
A couple minutes later;
She put her teeth back in and said
.....I must dominate !!

Now if you knew our Mabel,
You'd see just why I spluttered,
I'd spent two months in traction
For the last complaint I'd uttered.

She stood there nude and naked
Bent forward just a bit
I went to hold her, sensual like
and stood on her left t*t!

Mabel screamed, her teeth shot out;
My god what had I done!?
She moaned and groaned then shouted out:
"Step on the other one"!!

Well readers, I can't tell no more;
About what occurred that day.
Suffice to say my jet black hair,
Turned fifty shades of Grey.
Reply by bag_n_drag, on Tue Jan 01, 2013 10:58 pm
Oh my gosh I haven't laughed this hard in a LONG time! Smile  Thanks so much for sharing! Smile

Darla
Reply by gutenberg, on Wed Jan 02, 2013 11:20 pm
Hey Jo, my but the images that little poem conjures, good one, Ed
Reply by bob.hewson, on Sat Jan 05, 2013 3:22 am
I am sorry but I cannot see why this was posted here in "Just for laughs", this is just a normal Saturday night at my house, without the rope.

I must admit that stripping to the music of "Over the Rainbow" does put a smile on my face.
Reply by bob.hewson, on Sat Jan 05, 2013 3:23 am
                                 
bob.hewson wrote:
I am sorry but I cannot see why this was posted here in "Just for laughs", this is just a normal Saturday night at my house, without the rope.

I must admit that stripping to the music of "Over the Rainbow" does put a smile on my face.



I should have pointed out that it is me that is doing the stripping.........
Reply by Bill, on Sun Jan 06, 2013 6:29 am
Hello Jo.
Thanks so much for this post which has brought a welcome smile .
Best wishes  Bill
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