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COUPLE SEX

Posted by gutenberg, on Fri Jan 11, 2013 4:23 pm





What is Couple Sex?


All you Grandpas and Grandmas, and all who love kids
This was too funny not to forward.
We are all reaching that stage where we need to keep the
wax out of our ears and keep the hearing aids tuned up. Enjoy!

--- What Is Couple Sex? ---

An 8-year-old girl went to her grandfather, who was
working in the yard and asked him, "Grampa, what is couple sex?"
The grandfather was surprised that she would ask such a
question, but decided that if she's old enough to know to ask the question,
then she's old enough to get a straight answer.
Steeling himself to leave nothing out, he proceeded to
tell her all about human reproduction and the joys and responsibilities of intercourse.

When he finished explaining, the little girl was looking
at him with her mouth hanging open, eyes wide in amazement.
Seeing the look on her face, the grandfather asked her,
"Why did you ask this question, honey?"

The little girl replied, "Grandma says that dinner will
be ready in just a couple secs.

























































Ed
Reply by firedup, on Fri Jan 11, 2013 5:02 pm
I suppose we should find out what one is really asking before we open our mouths. I thank you for the laugh Ed. Great story! Keep 'em coming........have a great day, Gail....
Reply by three, on Fri Jan 11, 2013 5:47 pm
Grandpa's going to bed hungry tonight.
Reply by firedup, on Sat Jan 12, 2013 1:39 am
......and alone.
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