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Take me to jail

Posted by mild_mannered_super_hero, on Sun Feb 10, 2013 5:50 pm
TAKE MY ASS TO JAIL



A Virginia State trooper pulled a car over on I-64 about 2 miles south of the Virginia/ West Virginia Stateline. When the trooper asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver said he was a juggler and was on his way to do a show at the Shrine Circus. He didn't want to be late.



The trooper told the driver he was fascinated by juggling and said if the driver would do a little juggling for him then he wouldn't give him a ticket. He told the trooper he had sent his equipment ahead and didn't have anything to juggle.



The trooper said he had some flares in the trunk and asked if he could juggle them. The juggler said he could, so the trooper got 5 flares, lit them and handed them to him.



While the man was juggling, a car pulled in behind the patrol car. A drunken good old boy traveling from Kentucky got out, watched the performance, then went over to the patrol car, opened the rear door and got in. The trooper observed him and went over to the patrol car, opened the door asking the drunk what he thought he was doing.




The drunk replied, “You might as well take my ass to jail, cause there ain't no way I can pass that test.”
Reply by gutenberg, on Wed Feb 13, 2013 12:09 pm
Good one G, guess the drunk didn't have the flair for juggling.
Reply by three, on Wed Feb 13, 2013 5:08 pm
Good one!
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